A renowned politician told me years ago that I should run for political office. Me? Wow, flattery gets you everywhere! I honestly never thought that I would make a good candidate. However, I will confess that I have the uncanny ability to say things that are soft to the ears. Through the years, I have managed to maintain a position of neutrality on most subjects. It’s the political way – never take an outright position on anything! I love to tell people what they want to hear, which usually is not the complete truth. Clever! How politically wise of me!
“Time brings about a change.” My sixties have to be different. So, I am gearing up to “have my say!” After looking in the mirror at the new me, I am itching to tell a number of people what I really think! Get in line – Liars, cheater, haters, pretentious “laugh in my face, stab me behind my back” characters, and many others in the world of phoniness …You know who you are! Have I got something for you! I believe that I might take pleasure in my new role. I have been holding back for years. Unlike my fellow evildoers, I never had willful ill intent or malice in my heart. I still don’t. I just want to take a photo of you squirming when the magic mirror exposes your shenanigans. I can’t wait! Remember it was you – great one – who said I had a way with words. So here they come!
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