By Vernalee
The bathroom toilet enjoys a consortium of terms including commode, stool, John, et al.
It doesn’t matter what name we use, I am positive that most women have experienced the agitation of sitting on the commode only to find that the man left the seat up. If we haven’t had that mishap, we have for sure sat on a wet seat. So to those careless violators, we have a word for you.
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle;
Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!”

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