Mr. Wonderful is sitting at the bar telling the bartender and everyone that would listen “his somebody done somebody wrong story.” For certain, the bartender got an ear full! “Yea man, she was the best woman I ever had. She cooked; she cleaned; she treated me like a king! I did her wrong. I took her for granted.” As he ordered another beer, the bartender said, “You’ll be alright. Just go home, take her some roses, and show her how much you love her.” Mr. Wonderful looked him in the eyes and said, “Wish I could, but she left me. My life has been a hot mess since she walked out the door. It’s been two weeks and I haven’t seen or heard from her. I’m about to lose my mind!” Gulping down the Colt 45, he said, “I never thought that I would admit this but it’s true. You never miss your water until your well run dry! I am a living testimony. Without her, I am empty! I miss her terribly!” “A hint to the wise is sufficient.” Let this not be your story!
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